im tired of tumblrplug

this site is 10000000 times better. i got 1492 followers from it today (:

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes)

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(Source: netflixz)

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

Anonymous whispered:
yeah stop posting selfies please

loominaty:

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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taylorswiftnoticed:

youpaintmeabluesky:

TAYLOR ANY MINUTE NOW DOESNT MEAN 876545 YEARS LATER WHY ISNT IT AVAILABLE YET WHY ARE U PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE ILY ANYWAY BUT GIMME THE SONG NOWWWWWW

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reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(Source: powerburial)