senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery)

postordiea:

lanra:

FAVOURITE SCENE

P

(Source: sagekeem)

satanic-suicide-joker-the-alien:

‡Carpe Noctem and Enjoy The Insanity☾

brooklynesque:

New arrivals at Gentry

Me masturbating to porn
  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth

wolfen-lotus:

meh-ugh-bleh:

Showing your parents your report card like

Existing like

Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to tell me.

(Source: let-m3-sink)

vitaisfrozen:

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS
I TOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE CUTE AND CHEEKY BUT GUESS WHAT

IT ISN’T

AND NOW I’M SAD

(Source: aiklahori)

Don’t

Fall in love

Be afraid to be different

Get attached

Be fickle with your dreams

Lose your passion

Lose your love for humanity

Be a dick

Be almost anything that is an -ism

Take this post as Gospel

Falter from the path you set

Have children without being able to secure their future

Take this post as Gospel

Be a dick

Be the one anyone can have, but be the one everyone wants

Be a dick

Ignore someone in need

Take this post as Gospel

Stop changing the world, one interaction at a time

Get attached

…..just don’t.